Your Emergency is Not My Problem

we've been playing baldur's gate 3 and specifically playing as Cary Lynn Maljaunt (you know, that Patron Saint of the 8 of Swords guy).  Talking with our friends who mostly played as people aligned with law and order.... we got to laughing. we're working on a much longer in-character journal about Cary's adventures in this videogame world au. Until then, uh.... here's this!

This is funny and for kicks and literally took us less than a day to whip together.

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HTML flipbook created using jeremyoduber's HTML5 Reader for Electric Zine Maker

we do not own the images or the concept of a Dark Urge (proper noun). We only own Cary Lynn Maljaunt, whose likeness is truly not captured by the options available in game to customize a player avatar.